A dog's life..

[past7]

DOG RULES


1. The dog is not allowed in the house.


2. The dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.


3. The dog is allowed in all the rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.


4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.


5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep
with the humans on the bed.


6. O.K. The dog is allowed in the bed but only by invitation.


7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants but not under the covers.


8. The dog can sleep under the covers but only by invitation.


9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.


10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.




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[Më£ïñÐa]

*L* aaawww Thanks Past *needed something like this
Its cute!!!

[Blanca]

that dog looks familiar.....*squinting*...Rant doesnt yer dog look like that????

[R@nt In~E~Minor]

Yeah...it's the Dukemeister


They closed the park where I run because of the fuckin foot and mouth disease!!!!...the irony is the disease is spread on the wind too.....so the whole charade is pointless...FUCKING POLITICIANS!!!!

[Blanca]

poor Dukieboy.....*pats the duke and scrubs his belly*......you such a good boy...*smooch smooch*....yeah you are!....pat pat ppat*

[past7]

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[past7]

<font size=1><font color=pink>[b]Melly!!! How'd I do teach.?? *mops brow*

[ThaliaRDawn]

well they have to pay attention to the disease however they can....

over here, there are babies who died because of it....life, unpredictable.

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[R@nt In~E~Minor]

I sugesst the greedy fucking farmers stop pumping their livestock with growth hormones,antibototics and their wart ridden reproductive organs for five minutes and realise you can't stack pigs vertically in metal cages and not cause this kind of epidemic outbreak.

I'm also sick of the farmers pissing and moaning about compensation!!...if they stopped trying to gain more money by cannabalising their stock with the remains of their parents and looked after them in a decent way they wouldn't be burning the carcasses as I type....HEY!!, you deal in slaughter, shit happens.....BUY A FUCKING HELMET!!!!

[past7]

Rant's channelling again ....Bill?? ..that you pal??.. yer da maaaaaaann*G


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